Because you simply can't be 25 and not have a wannabe-ish cool sort of diary series as inevitable proof that you are going through a quarter-life crisis!
5 laws of life:
1) You never question that Murphy guy. Never. He gave us the supremestesque laws this universe will ever have.
2) When writing a law, you are allowed to tweak all the rules of grammar and make words up(see 1).
It'll annoy the puritans of language.
3) Always annoy the puritans.
It'll annoy the puritans of language.
3) Always annoy the puritans.
4) When you are happy and you know it, have a chocolate. When you are sad and you don't feel like it - have a chocolate. That way you know happiness and sorrow are temporary - chocolate on the other hand is forever.
5) Stay annoyed. Happy is for clowns, sad is for losers.
6) Vanilla-flavored Vodka is the best anti-dote for all life's fuck-ups. Try it. Believe in it and worship it!
6) Vanilla-flavored Vodka is the best anti-dote for all life's fuck-ups. Try it. Believe in it and worship it!
